What do electrolytes and whackadoo licensing tie-ins taste like? This.
Brawndo, you may recall, was the retarded energy drink-- purporting to have "what plants crave"-- from the cult movie "Idiocracy." The folks marketing Brawndo helpfully offered to have "the girls" send us out some sample cans. (Seriously, they said "the girls.")
Anyhoo, yesterday I found a lone can forlornly sitting on our dear leader's desk. I asked if he was saving it for a special occasion. His reply could be summarized thusly. So I decided to take one for the team. Yup, that's why they keep freelancers like me around.
Related on electrolytes and crappy movie science:
Explain or Debunk: An onion + Gatorade = power source for your iPod
The Golden Compass gets the physics all wrong. Let's throw a fit.
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Ted Alvarez
says:
But does it have what Pavluses crave?
And is it better than Sparks? Gives you the same tongue, I see...
January 17, 2008 11:25 PM
Christopher Mims
says:
Possibly your best work ever.
January 22, 2008 10:42 AM
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