OK, fine, I have a problem, I admit it: I'm in love with fire. It was forged when my pyromaniac father regaled me of his youth burning things he shouldn't. Luckily, I didn't have a chemistry teacher like Mr. Sully to nurture it even further. But man, do I wish I did.
Some high school chemistry teachers will go so far as to set one thing on fire, but Mr. Sully positively pwns all of them with his rainbow display:
Ever wake up with that not-so-elementally-fresh feeling? Those days are over thanks to the Periodic Table shower curtain, which enables you to brush up on your lanthanoids and actinoids while lathering up your, um, crotchinoid. Your days of getting laid in the shower are likely over, too — though if you're replacing your old Quantum Physics shower curtain with this one, they likely never happened.
