Because science is charged with illuminating truth above all else, no matter how disturbing, we find it in the common interest to let you know: Monkeys are out to kill you — especially if you work in politics.
Wild monkeys killed a senior Indian government official in his home. New Delhi deputy mayor SS Bajwa died after being pushed from his balcony during the attack by the gang of Rhesus macaques.
Damn, that's gangsta!
