Ever wake up with that not-so-elementally-fresh feeling? Those days are over thanks to the Periodic Table shower curtain, which enables you to brush up on your lanthanoids and actinoids while lathering up your, um, crotchinoid. Your days of getting laid in the shower are likely over, too — though if you're replacing your old Quantum Physics shower curtain with this one, they likely never happened.
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